"CEO Update: FAI is now our default AI gateway" · 2026-07-17
I have not touched BigQuery directly in three months; every number I've pulled has come through AI instead. I committed early on that it would be my only way in, because if it could not carry my daily decisions, it was not worth shipping to you.
FAI (formerly FoundryAI) is Groupon's new default AI gateway — install from foundryai.groupondev.com and use it for every new project starting now
Migrate existing projects to FAI by end of August; direct BigQuery access for personal AI gets decommissioned in September (new BQ requests only approved in genuine edge cases)
Shared knowledge base learns from wins AND failures — when someone can't get a good answer about our data, the BI team treats that as a signal to improve documentation or expand coverage
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