"CEO Update: FAI is now our default AI gateway" · 2026-07-17
I have not touched BigQuery directly in three months; every number I've pulled has come through AI instead. Yet I have walked into meeting after meeting with real, specific numbers — not a deck someone built for me, but numbers I pulled and understood myself.
FAI (FoundryAI) is now Groupon's default AI gateway — install from foundryai.groupondev.com and use it for every new project
Hard deadline: migrate existing projects into FAI by end of August; direct BigQuery access for personal AI is being decommissioned in September (new raw-BQ requests approved only in genuine edge cases)
26 curated data packages are self-serve in plain language via FAI — no more table-by-table BigQuery access or Data Catalog tickets; missing packages can be added by Pavel Cernik in ~2 days
Skills 'flea market': 18 official plugins plus 28 team-shared plugins that auto-update to subscribers — publish once and your skill stops being yours alone, no GitHub needed
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