"CEO Update: FAI is now our default AI gateway" · 2026-07-17
I have not touched BigQuery directly in three months; every number I've pulled has come through AI instead. Yet I have walked into meeting after meeting with real, specific numbers — not a deck someone built for me, but numbers I pulled and understood myself.
FAI (renamed from FoundryAI) is now the default AI gateway — install from foundryai.groupondev.com, use for every new project, and migrate existing projects by end of August
Direct BigQuery access for personal AI is being decommissioned in September; 26 curated data packages are queryable in plain language through FAI, and new raw-BQ requests will only be approved in genuine edge cases
Skills-as-marketplace via the 'flea market' — 18 curated official plugins plus 28 flea-market ones; publish what you've built so subscribers get updates automatically instead of hoarding in GitHub
FAI learns from where it fails — regular vs private mode; in regular mode the BI team treats every unanswered data question as a signal to improve documentation and expand coverage
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