"CEO Update: FAI is now our default AI gateway" · 2026-07-17
I have not touched BigQuery directly in three months; every number I've pulled has come through AI instead. I committed early on that it would be my only way in, because if it could not carry my daily decisions, it was not worth shipping to you.
FAI (renamed from FoundryAI) is now Groupon's default AI gateway — install from foundryai.groupondev.com and use for every new project, migrate existing projects by end of August
Direct BigQuery access for personal AI is being decommissioned in September — new BQ access requests only approved for genuine edge cases FAI cannot support
26 curated data packages available in plain language via FAI — no more table-by-table access or Data Catalog requests; ping Pavel Cernik for missing packages (usually added within 2 days)
Skills 'flea market' replaces GitHub for cross-team sharing — 18 official plugins plus 28 community skills, publish once and all subscribed teams get updates automatically
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Sprint day 71 · 108 live · 81 compliant (75%) · 7 severe · Live MVR 6mo $550,237 · 📅 Refreshed 2026-07-13 This tracker refreshes weekly on Mondays — not daily. As you complete renegotiations or revisions during the week, you won't see them reflected here until the following Monday refresh. The tracker reads from a snapshot, so check the Pacific South Case Report and deal pages for in-flight status between updates. Deals Progress Sprint Log By Division Performance Live deals 108 currently live in Pacific South Live MVR (6mo) $550,237 Compl
HBW Franchise Brands · Weekly Summary G HBW Franchise Brands · Weekly Summary Last full week: Jul 6 – Jul 12, 2026 · 14 franchise brands tracked $114,258 M1+VFM last week +5.5% WoW $493,956 GB last week +1.4% WoW 12.8% Refund rate last week dollar-weighted across 14 brands 317 Live locations +5 WoW Up this week Spavia Day Spa +24.0% Beverly Hills Rejuvenation Center +21.2% LightRx +18.6% Down this week Deka Lash -28.2% Hand & Stone Massage -24.3% Simplicity Laser -8.8% Most rep actions SEV Laser Refund spike 16 Massage Heights Refund spike 12 S