HBIC Health & Beauty Institutional Chaos · Mission Control
Saturday · June 13, 2026 · refreshed 6:07 AM

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"CEO Weekly Update: What Comes Next" · 2026-06-02
We are rebuilding how Groupon works so we can move faster than we ever have — AI-first, AI-native — and use that speed to go after growth we couldn't touch with the old operating model. A speedboat is 1 to 3 people who own a topic end to end and ship a visible outcome in two weeks: a shipped change, a live customer or merchant test, a metric that moved. Not a roadmap. Not a deck.

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Daily morning briefingFri 9:01 AMAI Showcase digestTue 9:05 AMWeekly 5/15Fri 7:07 PMBotox sweepMon 12:00 PMBotox Price Floor FridayFri 12:00 PMCM Impact refreshHBIC refreshSat 6:07 AM

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This week events captured 2026-06-12

Monday8
9:00 AMRefresh LHR Pacific South Sprint Tracker
9:00 AMRefresh HBW Rep Quality Dashboard
10:00 AMMasha | Rober | Kate - Catch Up!
1:00 PMCanada opportunity
1:30 PMSemaglutide - Live Deal Scraping
3:00 PMUpdate WBR Notes + KTLO
Tuesday9
7:30 AMCommute
11:30 AMKatelyn / Lindsey 1:1
1:00 PMMD Sync
2:00 PMChat TGs to Kennedy
Wednesday10
all dayOFFICE DAY
7:30 AMCommute
10:15 AMKatelyn & Rober 121
12:15 PMKatelyn / Lindsey
Thursday11
7:30 AMCommute
8:30 AMPDS Compliance & CFT - Automation
12:00 PMKatelyn / Rana
2:30 PMJordan / Katelyn
Friday12
11:30 AMUpdate CM Impact log + run refresh
2:00 PMSubmit 5/15
8:30 PMHIRO Izakaya Res.

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US Botox Below-Floor DealsHBW Portfolio Strategy Adoption — Pre vs Post TrainingLHR Pacific South Sprint TrackerPacific South LHR Sprint — Q2 2026 case reportRx Weekly PerformanceCM Impact TrackerHBW Rep Performance & Call Quality Dashboard

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HBIC (this dashboard)
Personal · Jun 13 · 6:07 AM
Katelyn's personal control center dashboard. Three tabs: Today (mission control), Pulse (L3 High End daily mon
GRPN_HBWEnterprisePerformanceTracker
Groupon · Jun 12 · 7:24 PM
A centralized dashboard framework for tracking weekly performance, trends, inventory changes, and operational
CM Impact Monitoring
Groupon · Jun 12 · 4:33 PM
@knowledge/memory/MEMORY.md
LHR Improvement
Groupon · Jun 12 · 3:05 PM
Category improvement initiative for Laser Hair Removal (LHR) within High End HBW — performance, supply health,
HBW Portfolio Adoption
Groupon · Jun 12 · 3:02 PM
@knowledge/memory/MEMORY.md
Cosmetic Injection Price Floors
Groupon · Jun 12 · 12:00 PM
@knowledge/memory/MEMORY.md

5/15 prep · pulled live from your weekly dashboards 32 entries this week

5/15 Summary Week ending June 12, 2026 Since 2026-06-05: −3 paused, −1 pending, +4 regressed. 26 of 31 below-floor deals are resolved (84%) — 15 corrected and live, 11 paused. 1 deal still selling below floor (Beauty Aesthetics by Jana ah). Annualized exposure: $3,117 . 10 deals paused administratively after the rep didn't action the SF case within the window; 1 via EQV bet. 4 regressions — previously corrected, now below floor again (Bella Cielo Med Spa, Deluxe Med Spa, Meybely Aesthetics). Worth a second SF case. No outstanding declines — all
5/15-ready Week 8 post-training Portfolio close rate: Trained Regional BD reps closing 33% of merchants as portfolio closes (2+ contracts within the rep's 90-day BD-ownership window) — up 9 pts vs 24% pre-training. 31 portfolio merchants so far. Top win this week: Emmanuel Anderson signed 2 contracts at The Honeybee Wax studio. Portfolio premium: Mature portfolio accounts (30d+ since launch) median $239 in M1+VFM in their first 30 days (n=14) vs $59 for single-deal accounts (n=17) — 4.0× median lift (2.9× on mean: $793 vs $273). Top portfolio a
Sprint day 36 · 142 live · 84 compliant (59%) · 11 severe · Live MVR 6mo $618,921 · 📅 Refreshed 2026-06-08 This tracker refreshes weekly on Mondays — not daily. As you complete renegotiations or revisions during the week, you won't see them reflected here until the following Monday refresh. The tracker reads from a snapshot, so check the Pacific South Case Report and deal pages for in-flight status between updates. Deals Progress Sprint Log By Division Performance Live deals 142 currently live in Pacific South Live MVR (6mo) $618,921 Comp
Rx Weekly Performance Rx Weekly Performance Live US prescription drug delivery deals · CW = 2026-06-01 · LW = 2026-05-25 · PY = 2025-06-02 Methodology: Rx Scope Methodology doc Leadership View Account / Category View Week of 2026-06-01: 89 live Rx deals (56 had orders) · $111.2K MVR · M1+VFM +9.1% W/W · GLP-1 Weight Loss led growth (+10% W/W, +$10.4K); Sexual Health the biggest drag (-14% W/W, −$294). Delivery mix — how is the portfolio split? By DEAL COUNT Telehealth: 50 (56.2%) 56% In-clinic: 37 (41.6%) 42% Hybrid: 2 (2.2%) By CW MVR Teleheal
CM Impact Tracker CM Impact Tracker Apr 23 – Jun 10, 2026  ·  Snapshot 2026-06-12  ·  Source change log Improvement portfolio — 52 mature (≥7d post) $-15,199 M1+VFM Δ  ·  Units -164 Protection portfolio — 16 mature (≥7d post) · expected loss $-6,910 M1+VFM Δ  ·  Units -186 112 changes logged · 109 implemented · 3 pending · 107 with any post-change data (39 under 7d, excluded from hero). Hero aggregates count only deals with ≥7 days post-change data. Per-deal windows are matched: post = days elapsed since
HBW Rep Performance & Call Quality Dashboard HBW Rep Performance & Call Quality Dashboard North America — Active Reps Only — SaltedCX Call Analysis Analysis Window: January 1 — May 11, 2026 (131 days) 52,630 Total Calls 127 Active Reps 71.5% Score Coverage (Persuasion/Clarity) 39.2% Empathy/Completeness Coverage NAM Only Geography Inactive reps excluded. Empathy/completeness scored only where available (improving coverage over this period). Agent View Business Sub-Category View Funnel View Rep Performance by TG Individ